Do you work retail? Have you ever wanted to say something to a customer but didn't want to lose your job? Well now is your chance to finally vent all that frustration with "Dear Customer".


It's as simple as writing what you want to say and submitting your post! Don't forget to share images you find funny as well!.

Recent Tweets @dear_customerz
I don’t know how many people have almost gotten my product truck rammed up their butts…

I don’t know how many people have almost gotten my product truck rammed up their butts…

Ah organics, why do you have to be a figment of my imagination?

Ah organics, why do you have to be a figment of my imagination?

Another Submission from ezriela! One day I hope to magically make things appear from my rear end.

Submitted by thisisdanaa. Some people can be extremely annoying.

Submitted by thisisdanaa. Some people can be extremely annoying.

A whole turkey was eaten and the bones returned because “a wing was broken”.

A whole turkey was eaten and the bones returned because “a wing was broken”.

Submitted by ezriela. We’ve have some odd returns, but never anything like this… ewww.

Submitted by ezriela. We’ve have some odd returns, but never anything like this… ewww.

I should really keep count of how many of these involve not being able to read… I’m getting more afraid to leave my house the more I think of it.

I should really keep count of how many of these involve not being able to read… I’m getting more afraid to leave my house the more I think of it.

Oh pop, you sticky devil you.

We don’t always know, but we know that you’ll be mad if we say that…

We don’t always know, but we know that you’ll be mad if we say that…

Not that I need a lot of it, but I do like seeing the sun at some point in the day…

Not that I need a lot of it, but I do like seeing the sun at some point in the day…